Larry Webster
Webster: A one-legged man's threat to kick
June Hayes once told me that her and Arlie's favorite Christmas was sitting across from each other at a trailer table and eating a can of Vy-eenies.
Larry Webster
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LARRY WEBSTER
Larry Webster: Unnecessary letters, ugly plaques
Coach Cal will not have the time to recruit those Wundunners of the World if all he can get done is to read plaques people thrust at him.
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LARRY WEBSTER
Larry Webster: Cap the cost of a gown; high school should cost nothing, unless we secretly want dropouts
Paul Pruitt used to say in front of his wife that he had been married to for nearly 74 years that she was about as good a woman as he could have gotten, no better car than he had at the time.
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LARRY WEBSTER
Webster: Take cover, get the drop and watch the watcher
The only significant piece of new legislation likely to come out of this year's General Assembly is the Anti-Mouthing Amendment which will submit to voters whether to make mouthing a crime. Mouthing back will remain legal.
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LARRY WEBSTER
Webster: UPike or not, keep the checks coming
"Extractus Omnia Lumpus" was going to be the motto of Pikeville State University. Among us villians of Pike, there has been a longstanding rumor of a college in our town up there somewhere on the hill.
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LARRY WEBSTER
Webster: High school bass fishing will train future liars
Kentucky thrust itself to the forefront in national education reform last week when it announced it would become only the second state to teach bass fishing in high school and to sport fish in competition.
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LARRY WEBSTER
Mountain Econ 101: Moon pie, tax theory
There might be somebody somewhere on Earth less interested in the Grammy's and the music of Whitney Houston than Tie Rod, but he doubts it.
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LARRY WEBSTER
Webster: Homage to Stein; lumps for coal cheerleaders
The lady who talks for the Weather Service interrupted prime-time comedy — the GOP debates — to send an emergency message to Mason, Lewis, Robertson, Fleming, Bath, Montgomery, Nicholas and Harrison counties, alerting them to quickly build a synagogue, buy their new senator a nice...
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LARRY WEBSTER
Webster: Gatewood a throwback lawyer who got you thinking
Gatewood Galbraith once invited the Mule Band down to a farm picnic, kicking off another campaign, another to be decided by process, not content.
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LARRY WEBSTER
Casinos in Ky.? Did Cain hit on Bachmann?
Tie Rod said that he is going to get himself some earthquake insurance, now that he knows how to start one. He wants to get in on the ground floor of fracking, and thinks he can inject as good as anybody, but Slemp asked him if he still had the hydraulics for something like that. Tie Rod said he...
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LARRY WEBSTER
Evolution, devolution, prostitution and other good cheer
Merry Christmas, Superintendent Ricky Line.








