LexGo.com new movies: 'The Big Wedding' is over the top

The Philadelphia InquirerApril 25, 2013 

Diane Keaton, left, and Robert De Niro play a divorced couple, and Susan Sarandon is her ex-friend and his lover.

BARRY WETCHER

  • MOVIE REVIEW

    'The Big Wedding'

    ★★☆☆☆

    R for sex, nudity, profanity, adult themes. Lionsgate. 1:29. Fayette Mall, Georgetown, Hamburg, Movie Tavern, Nicholas ville, Richmond, Woodhill.

"Marriage is like a phone call late at night," Robert De Niro says, in dulcet voiceover mode, at the outset of The Big Wedding. "First comes the ring, and then you wake up." Rim shot, please.

Except in Justin Zackham's sedated farce, there are no rim shots. The jokes are just splayed out there.

Adapted from a 2006 French comedy, and boasting a cross-generational cast of daunting and not-so daunting stature, The Big Wedding throws up a messy web of relationships, a tangle of siblings and spouses, lovers and lunatics, intersecting in illicit and illogical ways.

To pull off this sort of business, the pace should be breakneck; there shouldn't be an extra second to contemplate the moral lapses and betrayals. Alas, The Big Wedding inches along like a stoned snail.

Don and Ellie Griffin (De Niro and Diane Keaton) are a long-divorced couple whose adopted son, Alejandro (Ben Barnes), is about to marry Missy (Amanda Seyfried). Don, a sculptor (and an apparently successful one: his house comes with a pool and overlooks a lake), lives with Bebe (Susan Sarandon), once Ellie's best friend.

Although Don and Bebe aren't married, she is like a stepmom to Don and Ellie's kids — Jared (Topher Grace), a closing-in-on-30 doctor who's a virgin; Lyla (Katherine Heigl), a brooder who has just broken up with her beau; and Alejandro, who originally is from Colombia and has invited his biological mother (Patricia Rae) to the wedding.

Alejandro fears she is too conservative and devout to accept that his adoptive parents have divorced, so he convinces them to act as though they're together. That leaves Bebe out in the cold — although not out of the picture, since her company is catering the wedding.

Let's see, who's left? There is Nuria (Ana Ayora), Alejandro's frisky and fetching biological sister who has accompanied her mom from South America. She takes one look at Jared, who is technically, if not genetically, her brother, and offers to deflower the guy. And there are Don and Ellie, who find themselves sharing a bed and, what do you know, still sharing a passion for one another. And then there are Missy's impossibly square (we think) parents, (Christine Ebersole and David Rasche). Robin Williams is Father Moinighan, the Catholic priest who will preside over the ceremony.

Ensemble comedy overload.

Do you think many of the film's participants will wind up falling into the pool or the lake? Or both? And if you do, do you think they'll be fully dressed? Just know that Ayora (of course) prefers skinny dipping.

As the randy, philandering patriarch, De Niro gets punched around more times than Jake LaMotta. Keaton brings her natural comedic talents to the proceedings, and Sarandon acquits herself with saucy flair.

No one is bad in The Big Wedding, but no one is remotely believable, either. Late in the game, Alejandro's Colombian mother cracks wise that all of this is like some crazy telenovela plot, and it is. The relationships are mapped out without regard to plausibility or common sense, and certainly without consideration for emotional truth.

That is all fine and good in a screwball romp. If only The Big Wedding played like one.


MOVIE REVIEW

'The Big Wedding'

★★☆☆☆

R for sex, nudity, profanity, adult themes. Lionsgate. 1:29. Fayette Mall, Georgetown, Hamburg, Movie Tavern, Nicholas ville, Richmond, Woodhill.

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