'Baggage Claim': There's nothing original here

McClatchy-Tribune News ServiceSeptember 26, 2013 

ENTER MOVIE-BAGGAGE 2 MCT

In search of a fiancé, Montana (Paula Patton) looks up her exes, including Quinton (Djimon Hounsou).

TONY RIVETI JR. — MCT

  • MOVIE REVIEW

    'Baggage Claim'

    ★★☆☆☆

    PG-13 for sexual content and some language. Fox Searchlight. 1:38. Fayette Mall, Hamburg, Movie Tavern, Nicholasville, Richmond, Woodhill.

Paula Patton fizzes and flounces through Baggage Claim, a romantic comedy about a flight attendant who gives herself "30 days and 30,000 miles" to find a man to "put a ring on it" before her sister's wedding.

No gesture is too big, no half-hearted punch line too weak to sell with some wide-eyed bit of mugging from the star of Jumping the Broom. An actress who showed blessed restraint in films such as Precious practically gives herself a hernia trying to freshen this exercise in "Haven't I seen this before?"

Patton plays Montana, doomed to make poor choices in men, so upset when her younger sister (Lauren London) announces her engagement that she resolves to have a wed-able date for that sister's nuptials.

Her mother taught her, "You're not a lady until you're married," and her mother is played by Jenifer Lewis, so that's to be expected.

Montana's obligatory gay flight attendant pal (Adam Brody) and curvaceous, oversexed flight attendant BFF (Jill Scott) use their professional connections to hurl Montana in the path of her most promising (and successful) exes by tracking their every airline ticket. Yeah, it's illegal and they know it, but she's worth it.

With the help of ticket sales clerks, baggage handlers and a hilarious TSA security screener, Cedric (Affion Crockett), Montana makes flight after flight, reconnecting with music producer Damon (Trey Songz), aspiring politician Langston (Taye Diggs), international businessman Quinton (Djimon Hounsou) and others.

All the while, she's not quite grasping that the fellow she grew up with and now lives right across the hall from (Derek Luke) is her Forever Man.

The mechanics of getting Montana on the flights is the quickest and funniest part of the movie, with all the conference-call plotting with her pals and the tricks her airport screener friend plays to get her through a line quickly or stall others who need to be held up.

"I have no life," Cedric announces as he "wands" another passenger, "which gives me all day to ruin yours."

Writer-director David E. Talbert, in adapting his own book, feels free to put Patton in the same guise that she wore in Jumping the Broom — playing 10 years younger than her age (37), needy and marriage-obsessed. Scene after scene had me scratching my head, wondering whether I'd seen this movie before. I have. Talbert borrows freely and often in concocting this thinly amusing bit of recycling.

Diggs, in playing a smooth Washington insider angling for a seat in Congress and looking for a submissive beauty to be his bride, feels darned familiar. Yes, his character has fashion sense and dotes on his Yorkshire terrier lapdog. But no, he's not gay, saving Talbert from this movie's most obvious case of plagiarism (Anthony Mackie in What's Your Number?).

The supporting players score the occasional laugh, but hiring the tiresome Lewis to play another brassy mom and making the rest of the cast play clichés and "types" give this romantic comedy too much baggage to overcome.


MOVIE REVIEW

'Baggage Claim'

★★☆☆☆

PG-13 for sexual content and some language. Fox Searchlight. 1:38. Fayette Mall, Hamburg, Movie Tavern, Nicholasville, Richmond, Woodhill.

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