20 questions for … Ike Reilly

Singer-songwriter gets serious about "Three's Company'

PopMatters.com

Ike Reilly, who has headed his band The Ike Reilly Assassination for several years, is back in stores with a collection of B-sides and unreleased tracks under his own name titled Poison the Hit Parade.

In 2007, PopMatters called Reilly ”the best songwriter in America“ and his album We Belong to the Staggering Evening was dubbed ”straight-up killer. … Not just a best-of-year record, but maybe an all-timer.“

1. The latest book or movie that made you cry?

I'm not sure if it was the movie or the book ... I was reading The Norman Fell Story while watching Just Friends. Just Friends is a romantic comedy starring this fat guy that loses quite a bit of weight. I believe his dramatic transformation may have touched me.

2. The fictional character most like you?

Blanche Dubois or Joe Buck. I'm like a scorned woman and a male prostitute.

3. The greatest album, ever?

Cat Stevens' Tea for the Tillerman or Catch Bull at Four, although not for a ­specific reason. At any given time, any album could be ”the best.“

4. Star Trek or Star Wars?

Star Search. I have no interest in science fiction.

5. Your ideal brain food?

Any art that deals with the conflict ­between man and machine.

6. You're proud of this accomplishment, but why?

I once walked all the way to the state line to see about raising money for public awareness of public policy procedures that were not being followed and could ultimately cause cancer if left unchecked.

7. You want to be remembered for ...?

Giving back to the world community, especially down the stretch.

8. Of those who've come before, the most inspirational are?

Matt Foley, Woody Allen, Fatty Arbuckle and Eli Whitney.

9. The creative masterpiece you wish bore your signature?

Three's Company.

10. Your hidden talents ... ?

Songwriting. I have lots of people working on keeping that talent hidden.

11. The best piece of advice you actually followed?

Say ”yes“ quickly when someone tries to buy you dinner or a drink or a gambling device. Don't sleep much, but if you have to, find a place where you can really let it all hang out.

12. The best thing you ever bought, stole or borrowed?

I bought a slot machine that takes ­quarters and returns nickels.

13. You feel best in Armani or Levis or ...?

I feel best in burlap.

14. Your dinner guest at the Ritz would be?

My guest would be Three's Company actress Joyce DeWitt or Amanda Bynes (Big Fat Liar). You know, attractive women with suitable means.

15. Time travel: where, when and why?

I would travel back to Saturday night at Bennigan's. Some slick hipster clipped a $20 from me. I left it on the bar and went to play Golden Tee. I'd like to go back and catch him doing it and give 'em a donkey punch.

16. Stress management: hit man, spa ­vacation or Prozac?

I'm a huge advocate of prescription ­medication.

17. Essential to life: coffee, vodka, ­cigarettes, chocolate, or ...?

Vodka and vodka.

18. Environ of choice: city or country, and where on the map?

On the side of the map. The country part where the city ends and the strip mall slams into the polo grounds.

19. What do you want to say to the leader of your country?

”Here, hold this a minute and keep your eye on that woodpecker up in that maple tree. Don't move till I come back or until that feathered friend quiets down.“

20. Last but certainly not least, what are you working on, now?

Mostly my abs and core ... some buttocks work.