At the center of the movie Up is a grumpy old man voiced by Ed Asner. Here are our favorite grouchy guys (excluding grumpy old men of TV news) and their cantankerous lines:
Walt Kowalski (Clint Eastwood), Grand Torino : "Get off my lawn."
Norman Thayer (Henry Fonda), On Golden Pond : "Wanna dance or would you rather just suck face?"
Statler and Waldorf (balcony sitters), The Muppet Show : "They aren't half bad." "Nope. They're all bad."
Max Goldman (Walter Matthau), Grumpy Old Men : "Do me a favor. Put your lip over your head and swallow."
Frank Barrone (Peter Boyle), Everybody Loves Raymond : "I could have eaten a box of Alpha-Bits and crapped a better interview."
Oscar (the grouch), Sesame Street : "Leave me alone, and get lost."
Grumpy Old Man (Dana Carvey), Saturday Night Live : "I'm old, and I'm not happy!"
Cotton Hill (Hank's dad), King of the Hill : "Hey, Hank's wife, if you have an opinion to share, why don't you go in the kitchen and put it in a Bundt cake?"