Loretta: Hey Doolittle Lynn, who's that sow you got wallowin' in your Jeep?
Girl: What'd you call me?
Loretta: A sow, that's a woman pig!
Doolittle: Loretta, I'm leavin' Kentucky. Goin' out west somewhere, find me another job. That damn coal mine about to kill me. There ain't nothin' in Kentucky for me except a chest full of coal dust and being an old man before I'm 40. Ask your daddy, he'll tell you.
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The morning after the wedding night.
Loretta: This food's cold.
Doolittle: That's 'cause it froze on the way over here from the damn restaurant. You want a hot breakfast, you got to come with me.
Loretta: You think I'm going over there with you and all them folks knowin' what we been doin' in here?
Doolittle: Hell's bells, Loretta. You think this is somethin' the rest of the world ain't caught onto yet? They don't give a damn.
Lee Dollarhide: If you're born in Kentucky you've got three choices: coal mine, moonshine or move it on down the line.
Patsy Cline: People are wantin' to know who you've been sleepin' with to get on the Opry so quick.
Loretta: Well, I never. Who would say such a thing?
Patsy Cline: All those girl singers who've been sleepin' with everybody and still ain't got on the Opry.
Radio station manager: And come off that dumb hillbilly act!
Doolittle: If you knew Loretta, you'd know that ain't no act.
Loretta: Thank you, honey.
Loretta: An' stoppa that growlin'. You sound like a big ol' bar.
Loretta catches Doo with another woman.
Loretta: Woman, if you want to keep that arm, you better get it off my husband.
Girl at fairgrounds: Who are you telling what?
Loretta: I don't know who you are, but I know what you are.
Loretta: I'm gettin' so sick of baloney.
Doolittle: You are? Well, you know what they say about eatin' baloney, don't you?
Loretta: No, what?
Doolittle: Makes you horny.
Loretta: What does that mean?
Doolittle: (Laughing.) Are you so dadburn ignorant you don't know what horny means?
Loretta: No, what does it mean?
Doolittle: I ain't gonna tell you.
And later in a radio interview ...
Loretta: Shoot, we've been driving so much, I don't know where I am half the time. But it's fun. We sing, and talk, and Doo — that's my husband — he'll get to acting horny.
Speedy West: (Shocked.) What!
Loretta: And the more I laugh, the hornier he gets, and then he'll say, "Loretta, spread me up another one of them baloney sandwiches!"
Radio station manager: I don't know where in the hell you think you are, lady, but that kind of smut don't go in this part of the country!
Loretta: I didn't know it was dirty! I thought "horny" meant cuttin' up and acting silly!