I'm trying to figure out when my nose grew to be so large.
(I'd show you all pictures, but I have no idea how to make them smaller and they are all too large for this blog format.)
Ok, I know my nose grew to massive proportions when I was pregnant with Hoss, but most of my body grew to massive proportions when I was pregnant, so I didn't worry too much about the nose.
I thought the nose went back down to size or almost down to "normal" size after Hoss was born, but now I'm starting to wonder.
Everytime I take a picture of myself now (which is not that often, but is a lot more than it used to be) I immediately notice my huge nose. I think it did not appear so huge before because my face was huge.
I mean, you lose 100 pounds and your face size changes a bit. However, it seems your nose size does not. I believe my nose appeared more proportional to my fat face, but now it seems massive on my less fat face.
I've mentioned this to others in recent weeks and everyone says my nose looks fine. But let's be honest, if someone came up to me complaining about how big their nose was, I would definitely tell them their nose looked fine and was not big. I doubt I would agree, it's just the polite thing to do. Since I don't like rude people, I have only asked polite people. Maybe I need to find someone rude (or brutally honest) and ask them.
Anyway, the nose is causing me some stress recently. I've already decided that if I win the lottery (because that is the only way I can do it) I'm having plastic surgery to remove some excessive skin on my body from my weight loss. Now I think I'm going to add a nose job into the mix.
I'm not talking anything Michael Jackson drastic and quite honestly it likely will never happen, but it's a thought. A thought that's been trapped in my mind for awhile now.
Aren't you glad I decided to finally share?