What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Why was Santa's little helper sad?
He had low elf esteem
The sound made by a reindeer is referred to as a bellow.
Their broad hooves act like snowshoes; reindeer have hooves that spread out when they walk on them.
Reindeer are excellent swimmers and easily can swim across wide rivers.
A day-old reindeer calf is capable of outrunning a man.
Reindeer Poop Recipe
1 package chocolate-covered raisins, malted milk balls, Milk Duds or other chocolate candy
1 plastic bag
1 reindeer poop poem (below)
Take the package of candy and pour into the bag. Seal the bag. Print the poem and attach it to the bag.
Reindeer Poop Poem
Without the poem, all you gave is a bag of chocolate candy. Add the poem, and you've magically turned chocolate into reindeer poop! So here's the magic poem you'll need to complete the fun.
I woke with such a fright when I heard Santa call ...
"Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!"
I ran to the lawn and in the snowy white drifts,
those silly reindeer had left "little gifts."
I got an old shovel and started to scoop
neat little piles of reindeer poop!
But to throw them away seemed such a waste,
so I saved them, thinking you might like a taste!
As I finished my task, which took quite a while,
Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled.
And I heard him exclaim as he sped off in the sky ...
"Well they're not potty-trained, but at least they can fly!"
Sources: www.life123.com, www.squidoo.com, Reindeer-Crafts.com