Spring cannot come soon enough to deliver us from this winter of our discontent.
As I watched mounds of snow and ice all over town melt late last week, I hoped they would be the last I would see for many months. No more single-digit temperatures, please. I have three favorite seasons in Kentucky, and winter is not one of them.
We have gotten more than 24 inches of snow since November, nearly twice the normal amount. It has been the second-snowiest winter in 20 years.
Single-digit and below-zero temperatures have been far too frequent and ill-timed, thanks in part to the evil polar vortex. Lexington set only one new daily low — a 6 below zero in January — but it was the first one to be set since February 1996, according to WKYT Chief Meteorologist Chris Bailey.
"We didn't get close to any top-10 winters on record," Bailey said. "But the cold shots came at just the right time to keep snow on the ground for long periods of time and make it seem especially harsh."
Bailey said you would have to go back to the late 1970s to find a similar winter. I remember it well. I was in college in Bowling Green, and when the roads got clear enough, we drove to Louisville to see the Ohio River frozen over.
"This winter has seemed brutal, because it started early and has gone late," Bailey said. "The only thing we were missing was a good snowstorm, and we got that last week."
Plumbers and utility linemen are weary, road crews are running out of salt and we're all running out of patience.
"They were talking about it at the station the other day," Bailey said, "and somebody said, 'Either the snow melts down soon or the parents are going to melt down."
Fayette County Public Schools have missed 13 days because of snow, ice and cold temperatures — the most in more than two decades. Officials don't plan to cancel spring break, but who knows when classes will finally let out for the summer.
School systems in Kentucky's more rural and mountainous counties are in much worse shape.
State legislators, who have been busy all winter avoiding tax reform, are considering legislation that would allow school districts to waive up to 10 of the 177 instructional days required by state law. The bill's outcome may depend on how many lawmakers' constituents have Disney World reservations for early June.
Still, you hate to see kids miss valuable instruction days, especially since so much of the school year is now taken up with preparing for and taking standardized tests.
Our misery has plenty of company. Virtually every part of America east of the Mississippi River has had an unusually bad winter, even the Deep South states where snowplows are more scarce than liberals.
My younger daughter keeps reminding me that the weather has been far worse in New York City, where she lives. I tell her that's why I never wanted to live north of the Ohio River.
During the Winter Olympics, my former Atlanta Journal-Constitution colleagues kept remarking on Facebook that it was warmer in Sochi than it was in Atlanta — and suggesting that their city should become the first to host both the Summer and Winter Games.
My physical and mental health requires a lot of time outdoors, and this winter has made that difficult. I'm sure that being cooped up inside is a big reason I got a two-week sinus infection. That was followed by a terrible cold, which led to coughing fits. I coughed so hard I cracked a rib, which has made me sore and cranky.
I know things will get better when the snow melts, temperatures warm, my rib heals and I can spend some quality time on my bicycle.
There's nothing like spring to lift your spirits and make you glad you live in Kentucky. Horses racing and forsythia at Keeneland.Redbuds and dogwood in the Eastern Kentucky mountains. Wildflowers along the Kentucky River Palisades.
But don't get your hopes up yet.
"I hate to say it, but I think we've got another snowfall or two before it's all over," Bailey said. "I like my snow, but I'm ready for baseball."