A group of men known as the Congressional Caucus of Weasels and Quacks are having a secret meeting in Washington DC. The purpose is to promote the "Eve of Deception Jan 19, 2017" in four phases.
Phase 1: Write bills that will punch holes in the fabric that brings all people together as one America. These bills must be keep secret until days before Jan 20, 2017.
Phase 2: The bills must have titles to reflect their attachment to Donald Trump. A massive media blitz must sell these bills to the public.
Phase 3: Trump signs the bills.
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Phase 4: The Congressional Caucus of Weasels and Quacks spent December taking classes on how to cook Donald "The Duck" Trump.