There are some, no doubt, who'll say that after the release of George Clooney's The American on Tuesday, nothing else matters. To them, I say Jersey Shore Uncensored: Season Two.
Er, I mean, you're right.
Clooney stars as a professional assassin who must complete that proverbial "one last job" before retiring. Hiding out in Italy, hoping to outlive his past, he finds — what else? — a beautiful woman to pursue.
This is a thriller in the European mode, meaning it's quieter, more affecting and way less violent than an American-style take on the subject might be. The film is rated R and comes in regular DVD (list price $29.98) and Blu-ray ($39.98). It also will be available for digital download and on-demand.
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So, about those Jersey Shore folks: If this is something you've got to see, be prepared for more drama, more partying, more, uh, "situations" and The Situation.
The four-disc set includes interviews with the cast, extended versions of some of the more explosive scenes from the series, and a sneak peek at the next season, coming in January on MTV.
Jersey Shore Uncensored: Season Two is not rated and lists for $29.99. For the next six weeks only, you can get a two-pack, Uncensored: Season One and Season Two for the special price of $36.99. Cheap at ... well, just leave it at "cheap."