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The Story of Four Bodies

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  The Story of Four Bodies

Author Unknown





Somebody, Everybody, Anybody and Nobody were neighbors.



Odd people, they were hard to understand.



Some­body lived an ungodly life and Everybody knew it.



For example, Somebody was gos­siping about his friends and Everybody knew that it was wrong.



Anybody might have refused to listen, but Nobody did.



Anybody knew Everybody was talking about Some­body.



All four belonged to the same congre­gation.



Anybody wanted to worship, but did not attend because he was not speak­ing to Somebody.



Nobody was faithful in ser­vice.



Nobody gave.



Nobody sang in worship.



No­body worked in the congrega­tion.



When they needed a Bible teacher, Eve­rybody thought Anybody could do it and Somebody thought Everybody would do it better than he.



Do you know who finally did it?



That's right... Nobody!




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