Burgoo: Something to stew over

During July Fourth-related festivities, we heard a lot of puzzling over the auto-tuned video, "What Rhymes With Alison Lundergan Grimes?," released by Republican Sen. Mitch McConnell's campaign in response to the Democratic secretary of state's entry into next year's U.S. Senate race. Our favorite overheard observation: Why would opposition name-rhyming be introduced as a form of political discourse by someone named "Mitch?" We just hope that if Grimes or any political pranksters feel compelled to reciprocate in kind they stick to "serves the rich" and "ditch."