Trevor Bayne won the Daytona 500 one day after his 20th birthday, becoming the youngest winner in race history. That's great, kid, but can you dunk over a car?
Even though he hasn't played one down of pro football — despite the best efforts of his dad — Cam Newton is already saying he wants to be an "icon." If anyone deserves to be drafted by the Bengals, it's this guy.
No mo' mojo
Tiger Woods was ousted in the first round of golf's version of March Madness, choking on the 19th hole against Thomas Bjorn. It's hard to tell what Tiger needs more: a swing coach or a return to his wild side.
After months of speculation, the Knicks finally got their man when they shipped what seemed like half their team to the Nuggets for Carmelo Anthony. The trade leaves New York with two All-Stars and a third player with a ring, but asking Spike Lee and Woody Allen to fill out the remainder of the lineup is just plain nuts.