Weasels and Quacks
A group of men known as the Congressional Caucus of Weasels and Quacks are having a secret meeting in Washington DC. The purpose is to promote the "Eve of Deception Jan 19, 2017" in four phases.
Phase 1: Write bills that will punch holes in the fabric that brings all people together as one America. These bills must be keep secret until days before Jan 20, 2017.
Phase 2: The bills must have titles to reflect their attachment to Donald Trump. A massive media blitz must sell these bills to the public.
Phase 3: Trump signs the bills.
Phase 4: The Congressional Caucus of Weasels and Quacks spent December taking classes on how to cook Donald "The Duck" Trump.
James Rodgers
Lexington
This story was originally published December 16, 2016 at 5:35 PM with the headline "Weasels and Quacks."