Safety through government

State legislators are going to make us feel safer by allowing 18-year-olds to have guns; by taking away our health insurance; by allowing overweight semis to travel our crumbling state highways’ by allowing coal slag to run back into our rivers; and even by not allowing us to have sex with our dogs.

I feel safer, don’t you?

Thank you Republicans for making us feel safer. I'm surprised I’ve survived all these years without you.