Offer you can’t refuse

“Nice joint you got here, America. It would be a shame if something happened to it. Say, nice health care plan — oops!” (Crashing sound.)

“You’re gonna need some protection. Me and my associates can help. Right, Vlad? Rodrigo? You don’t need no more accidents in a fancy place like this. Hey, nice park system. Clean air, healthy, whateva. Health is so important.”

Steve Stahlman