Opinion articles provide independent perspectives on key community issues, separate from our newsroom reporting.

Letters to the Editor

Grab deluxe B-ball package

Bored with high school or those sham basketball academies? Need a place to chill out before the NBA Draft? Camp Cal Med could be the place for you.

Relax in the luxurious accommodations at Joe Craft Coal Lodge. Experience the fine cuisine of the Wildcat training table.

Worried about the rigorous six-hour semester academic standard? Don’t be. A veritable concierge of academic advisers will be at your beck and call.

If you think this sounds too good to be true, there’s even more.

If you extend your stay beyond seven days, you automatically qualify for the Camp Cal Med Farewell Autograph Tour. Yes, that’s right; you can leave Camp Cal Med with more money than you arrived with. Just picture an endless number of mindless minions lined up to reward you for giving them the unprecedented opportunity to watch you not play.

If Camp Cal Med sounds like the place for you, don’t delay. Reservations are limited.

Mike Downs

Paris

This story was originally published June 22, 2017 at 6:58 PM with the headline "Grab deluxe B-ball package."

Get one year of unlimited digital access for $159.99
#ReadLocal

Only 44¢ per day

SUBSCRIBE NOW