Hat doesn’t make the man

I am aghast. Why are people burning “Make America great again” hats? Are they infected with some terrible virus? Are they instruments of dark magic as in the world of Harry Potter?

Personally, I think they are just cheap hats, initially produced to keep a really bad comb-over from revealing the wearer is bald.

I assume that most of these pyros are mad because the guy making money from said hats lied to them.

Maybe if they had used the $25 they spent on the hat to invest in a subscription to any one of many “fake news” publications, they would have known they were supporting a lying, flip-flopping, fornicating, racial discriminating, charity cheating, fake university promoting, know-nothing reality show con man.

In short, don’t take it out on the lid. The problem wasn’t the hat, but its resting place.

This story was originally published September 22, 2017 at 6:16 PM with the headline "Hat doesn’t make the man."