Check out Nicholasville conspiracy

I was thumbing through the Herald-Leader’s curious conspiracy-theory editorial about the crosswalks of many colors.

Could the letters from the Federal Highway Administration be a moral judgment on Mayor Jim Gray’s sexual orientation and his run against Republican Rep. Andy Barr? I will be very curious about what the great Herald-Leader investigative team manages to find out about this.

While you are searching, please be kind enough to find this out, as well: For at least 40 years, the city of Nicholasville was able to string Christmas lights from pole to pole across Main Street.

It is now prohibited by the Federal Highway Administration for, to me, an obvious conspiracy against Christmas and Christians. Curiouser and curiouser, wouldn’t you agree?

This story was originally published December 7, 2017 at 6:54 PM with the headline "Check out Nicholasville conspiracy."