Here’s the new Trump pledge

Here’s a revision of the Pledge of Allegiance under the Trump presidency:

“I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God (only the Christian one, of course) indivisible (though our current government in Washington is clearly divided into us versus them — Sen. Mitch McConnell made it very clear that winners make policy and losers go home) with liberty and justice for all (but this is highly dependent on your race, ethnicity or affluence).”

This story was originally published January 26, 2018 at 7:19 PM with the headline "Here’s the new Trump pledge."