Yarn was a yawn

The Feb. 4 earth-shaking article about yawning made me, well, yawn.

I see the study was done in Italy. They eat a lot of pasta you know — all those carbs.

Did the yawn studiers include their own yawns?

Surely this kind of investigation would make one sleepy. It would make me very sleepy. I conclude with this astute observation, but I … yawn … zzzzz.

This story was originally published February 22, 2016 at 6:40 PM with the headline "Yarn was a yawn."