Send restaurant down river

Jeff Ruby is looking for a place to put his 8,500-square-foot steakhouse. Let the citizens of Lexington be of assistance. Put it back on the Ohio River. Cut it loose at high tide while the lyrics “old man river, it just keeps flowing, it just keeps flowing along” plays. Then we will send New Orleans a sympathy card for the driftwood that’s comin’.

Yankee, go home, and take Rand Paul with you.

This story was originally published March 10, 2016 at 6:29 PM with the headline "Send restaurant down river."