Glad no restroom police

On April 17, my wife and several other women were of necessity forced to commandeer one of the men’s restrooms at the Lexington Opera House. I was so thankful that our enlightened lawmakers in Frankfort have not had time to pass any statutes regarding the use of toilet facilities based on gender. I can’t imagine the shame to her family and mine of having to bail my retired professor emerita out of the Lexington Correctional Facility for misuse of public toilets.

This story was originally published April 23, 2016 at 2:23 PM with the headline "Glad no restroom police."